Light Bulbs

Golden Retriever02

Border Collie02

Dachshund02

Rottweiler02

Boxer02

Labrador02

German Sheperd02

Jack Russell02

Old English Sheep Dog02

Cocker Spaniel02

Chihuahua02

Grayhound02

Australian Sheperd02

Poodle02


	How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?


	1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?



				2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.



		3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


	5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.




4. Rottweiler: Make me.


	6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!


	7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.


	8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Cocker Spaniel


		9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

	10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


	11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."


								12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

	13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...




				14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs! People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:




	"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!